no siempre no

mejor sigo siendo igual de culero …

al cabo asi me aman : D

les gusta que los traten mal!!1

Perturbador

parece que a la gente le perturba verme de tan buen humor…

no se si eso sea bueno o sea malo…

ejejea bah payasos!! acostumbrense ahora sere tan buena onda que me hare insoportable

que tiene de malo mi sonrisa perdida de tarado eh?

TopTen

ya se saben la mecanica de mis “topestenes” asi que ahi les dejo el de esta temporada

Closer-NiN

Paint it black-Rolling Stones

Black Swan-Megadeth

It Could be sweet-Portishead

La ultima sinfonia del corazon-Anabantha

The Voodoo People-The prodigy,mencion honorifica al cover de pendulum

Nikopol-Iwasaki Taku

Evidence-Marylin Manson

Zero-Smashing Pumpkins

Blue Angel-Squirrel Nut Zippers

La bolsa de bolis que usaba el metodo superliminal

No tuve mas remedio que comprarle uno…tuve miedo que me dijera

“pinchi pendejo idiota guey,comopralooo!!”

Hoy random

Hoy fui a recoger mi credencial del IFE casi año y medio mas tarde de lo que deberia…

Hoy acompañe a mi papa a visitar a un sacerdote amigo suyo al hospital trinitario (hospital para puro sacerdote) y ps vi una recamara solita y una cama mullida y ps me heche una siesta hasta que una enfermera me corrio…cuando sea grande me hare sacerdote para ir a ese lugar y dire que me llamo “Cornelio del Rancho”

Hoy oficialmente cruze la barrera de la Gula cuando comi tanto en un buffet que tuve que ir al baño a vomitar para probar el postre…nah no es cierto pero si tuve que vomitar antes de irme por que me sentia muy lleno

hoy vi afuera de un antro un letrero que decia “OBAMA TAMBIEN ESTA CHIDO”con una foto del presidente electo gringo…me dejo confundido

hoy Vi un lugar que se llamaba “MINI DIVAS”  iba en el carro asi que no vi de que era pero debe haber sido como ese antro “SEXY NIÑOS” XD

Ahh si por cierto a todos los que haran su examen de admision a la licenciatura de la UdeG mañana , ¡¡Suerte!! ..ya no estudien mejor relajense hoy ..ese consejo les doy por que ..ehh seifer el marino soy PUUU PUUU

En clase de derecho romano

Maestro- haber digame usted Robles cual era la definicion de gayo de lo que es una obligacion

Yo-ehhh…un convenio por el cual la ley me fuerza a cumplir una

Maestro-Mal Robles , no es un convenio ,hay que poner mas atencion en lo que esta diciendo

yo-si ,maestro

Maestro-cual es su apellido compañero Robles

yo-… ehhhh, Robles

Maestro-…ehh …tome asiento

closet

ayer tuve un sueño muy raro estaba en mi antigua casa y estaba arreglando un cuarto para cambiarme de habitacion y decidi abrir el closet y descubi que adentro del closet habia dos puertas normales pero una estaba entre abierta decidi investigar y escuche un ruido adentro cuando me asome salio corriendo algo pequeño al principio no entendi que era pero despues vi que era una niña pequeña con el cabello rizado y rubio llena de lasceraciones en la piel con los ojos perdidos y tenia dientes como de sierra como de tiburon la niña grito al verme y empezo a correr y la seguia y le lanzaba cosas y trataba de matarla (creo) lueo me di cuenta de que yo me estaba comenzando a asustar a mi mismo y empeze a tratar de huir de mi ( no tengo idea de por que se me ocurrio eso) y no lo lograba la niña se sento y comenzo a llorar yo seguia tranado de alejarme de mi y luego me desperto mi jefe por que dijo que estaba gritando …

ya es la segunda vez que pasa

Ultimamente me he sentido algunos dias como que no he sido yo…

o digo cosas que no diria en voz alta o cosas asi…

iria con un loquero pero supongo q estoy suficientemente mal como para pensar que no necesito ayuda

de hecho a veces ni recuerdo como llego a algunos lugares…

algo anda muy mal

Whos tha man?

hoy me felicito un maestro por que fui el unico que dijo que contesto el examen a lo pendjo por que estaba mal redactado…ojala y hubiera sido de respuesta abierta para haber puesto cosas que ni al caso…

oh the places you’ll go

Oh! The Places You’ll Go!
by the incomparable Dr. Seuss

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.

You’ll look up and down streets. Look’em over with care. About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.” With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street.

And you may not find any you’ll want to go down. In that case, of course, you’ll head straight out of town. It’s opener there in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew. Just go right along. You’ll start happening too.

Oh! The Places You’ll Go!

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed. You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don’t.
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You’ll be left in a Lurch.

You’ll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump. And the chances are, then, that you’ll be in a Slump.

And when you’re in a Slump, you’re not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. But mostly they’re darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And if you go in, should you turn left or right…or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused that you’ll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place…for people just waiting.

Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or No or waiting for their hair to grow. Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance. Everyone is just waiting.

No! That’s not for you!
Somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying. You’ll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing. With banner flip-flapping, once more you’ll ride high! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you’re that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don’t. Because, sometimes, they won’t.

I’m afraid that some times you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though your enemies prowl. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. On and on you will hike. And I know you’ll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)

Kid, you’ll move mountains!
So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea, you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!

no me dieron ganas de postear nada mio…pero a poco no lo aman?