al fin …soy rico

el otro dia estaba checando mi mail (que tenia como cuatro meses sin checarlo y me encontre con esta carta )

I AM DR Abdoul Hassan
The Manager of Audit & Accountancy Dept.
African Development Bank/A.D.B.
Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.
Phone Num......00226 76 28 29 63

( READ CAREFULLY AND GET BACK TO ME)

Greeting, and how are you doing?I hope fine.Please let this my message do
not be a surprise to you because i got your information and lay trust in you
before i contacted you.

I am the MANAGER OF AUDIT & ACCOUNTANCY DEPARTMENT of
our bank and i decided to contact you over this financial transaction worth
the sum of TWENTY TWO MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
($22,300.000).

This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our
bank foreign customers who died along with his completely family on 25th
oct,2002 in a plane crash disaster.

I was very fortune to came acroos the deceased file when i was arranging the
old and abandoned customers files of 2003-2004 in other to submit to the
bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes.
It is clearly stated

in our BANKING FOREIGN POLICY and signed lawfully that if such fund remains
unclaimed by the NEXT OF KIN till the period of SIX(6) years starting from
the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the
BANK TREASURY as an unclaimed fund.Besides,it is not authorized by the law
guiding our bank for a citizen of BURKINA FASO to make the claim of the
fund.

So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and
transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF
KIN to the deceased.

When the fund is transferred into your account,FOURTY
PERCENT(40%) will be for you in an assistance and in provision of the bank
account,while SIXTY PERCENT (60%) will be for me,If you are really sure of

your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality,reply with your contact
necessary for the transfer and call me as you so that i will let you know
the steps to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.I will
be waiting for your urgent reply.

My regards to you and your family,
DR ABDOUL HASSAN

ya ven…al fin soy rico ya no tendre que trabajar ni estudiar gracias al Sr.Abdul Hassan tengo ahora solo que ponerme en contacto con el y recibire casi 9 millones de dolares que seran transferidos a mi cuenta…ohhh siiii al fin a la verga la prepa y a la verga todo con eso puedo comprar de todo …carros,casas,ropa,discos,amigos y amor no mamaen que pinche chingosn soy..imaginense todos los pinches gansitos y chocotorros que puedo comprar con ese dinero …no no no mamen

hasta podria contratar un negro para que me eche aie con una rama de palamera  y a un monton de viejas chidas y hacer mi harem ..jajaja

sobornaria (aun mas) al futbol mexicano y haria al Atlas campeon…pff que chingon

y hasta me compraria una de esas novias rusas por correspondencia  noma spor mamon

y compraria un nintendo WII y un x.box 360 para cada habitacion de mi hiper mansion…y me codearia con pura gente chingona y le diria «carnal» a carlos slim y nos iriamos de peda y luego con mi harem asi todo bien chingon y haria eventois de bandas chingonas como iron maiden,nightwish y archenemy  para  mi y mis amigos ajajaja que chingon…bueno ya los dejo que voy a hablarle al señor Abdul para ponernos de acuerdo y ustedes simples mortales pues a ver si los dejo ir a mis eventos privados y las viejas ps si  la arman las dejo estar en mi harem…ya ven uno que es chingon pos le pasan cosas chingonas

desde ahora ya me pueden decir Alteza Serenisima o papi seifer

~ por seifer en May 28, 2007.